I am the psychotherapist.  Please, describe your problems.  Each time
you are finished talking, type RET twice.

Two with FLUFFO, hold th' BEETS..side of SOYETTES!

Why do you say that?

While you're chewing, think of STEVEN SPIELBERG'S
 bank account..  This will have the same effect as
 two ``STARCH BLOCKERS''!

I don't understand.

I will SHAVE and buy JELL-O and bring my MARRIAGE MANUAL!!

Maybe your plans have something to do with this.

SANTA CLAUS comes down a FIRE ESCAPE wearing bright
 blue LEG WARMERS..  He scrubs the POPE with a mild
 soap or detergent for 15 minutes, starring JANE FONDA!!

Is it because of your life that you are going through all this?

Do you have exactly what I want in a plaid poindexter bar bat??

Are you afraid of that?

..The TENSION mounts as I MASSAGE your RIGHT ANKLE according to
 ancient Tibetan ACCOUNTING PROCEDURES..are you NEUROTIC yet??

How do you reconcile the people you hang around with?

All this time I've been VIEWING a RUSSIAN MIDGET SODOMIZE a HOUSECAT!

What makes you believe that?

These PRESERVES should be FORCE-FED to PENTAGON OFFICIALS!!

I don't understand.

While I'm in LEVITTOWN I thought I'd like to see the NUCLEAR FAMILY!!

What happened when you are in levittown you thought you would like to
see the nuclear family?

I was in EXCRUCIATING PAIN until I started reading JACK AND JILL
 Magazine!!

Perhaps you should consult a doctor of medicine, I am a psychiatrist.

Well, here I am in AMERICA..  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  
I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.  I HATE it.  I LIKE it.
I HATE it.  I LIKE..  EMOTIONS are SWEEPING over me!!

Possibly this has something to do with problems at schoo